What Do You Call a Man with a Seagull on his Head*

A little while back, W asked Twitter to comment on my singing Summer Holiday to Little J.

W: Husband is singing Cliff Richard songs to our little one - should I intervene?

Responses
If he knows the lyrics to any Barry Manilow songs we'll need to have a serious talk.

How can he fall asleep when he's being scared by strange noises and words? Cliff songs scare me.

Definitely intervene if it's Wired for Sound because that's just cruel and unusual.

That's so unfair on one so young.

W: He could try falling asleep in self defence. I'd certainly be in favour of that.

Me: Come on! It's not as if I sang him Millennium Prayer or anything.

At that, we reach a consensus.

*The title of this post displays my ever burgeoning 'Dad humour'. I'll let you work it out...**

**Update
The footnote gets a footnote. W read this and guessed 'Piers'. Very good, but the answer is actually 'Cliff'.