We're not going to declare our favourite names here, but there are a number of inspirational sources available. The process is summed up brilliantly by this xkcd cartoon.
Me: I tried the random baby name shuffle at babycentre.
W: What did you get?
Me: You'll never guess...
W: Try me.
Me: (pause for effect) Titan.
W: (laughs) It's not going to pass the high court justice test is it?
Me: I can't see him calling any court to order with that name.
W: Try another...
Me: OK.... Bimb.
W: What?
Me: Bimb. It's of Hindu origin.
W: Try again.
Me: OK... one more... Bob.
W: You're kidding? Not Robert?
Me: Just plain Bob.
W: Very Blackadder.
Me: Bob!
W: Bob!
Me: Bob!
W: Bob!
The scene continues ad infinitum as we say Bob in a variety of voices.
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