Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Maximum Capacity

A largish woman gets into a crowded lift at work.

Woman: Excuse me! Sorry! (giggle)

The lift judders slightly as she steps in. We all get under way.

Woman: (to no one in particular) I'm getting bigger. I'm really am. I think I could feel it the other day. Just floating around all over the place. Floating in space. It's like they don't know where they are. Wha-hey! Look at me! I wonder when I'm really going to feel it? I'm pregnant you know.

Everyone shares a glance after she steps out.

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