Last night, I told my wife that I was thinking about writing a blog.
W: Really? So what are you going to write?
Me: Er, I thought, may be, I could share with the world the trials and tribulations of a man whose wife is pregnant.
pause, no answer
Me: OK?
pause, still no answer
Me: Hey, are you OK?
longer pause, still no answer
Me: (with concern) Why are you clutching your tummy? Is everything all right?
no answer, she looks up, tears streaming down her face
Me: Oh I see.
pause
Me: (slightly miffed) I didn't think it was that funny.
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